Fact: Pansexuals are greedy. Even greedier than their bisexual sister species. It is very common for a pansexual to hoard sexual partners like a dragon hoards treasure. An unrelated fact: Pansexuals are dragons.
do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals
Extra bonus round on “How to spot an artist” pro-tips:
Rubens: "Skinny may be in. But fat is where it’s at."
Michelangelo: "Nude women are muscularly sculpted men with oddly shaped fruits attached on as breasts."
Ruby: Who are you most connected to? There are a few people I could put here, but I think I’m gonna have to say Amy. I’ve known her for years now. We’ve been there for a lot of each others’ personal life drama. Sometimes I’m an idiot and I know she’ll never be afraid to tell me what I need to hear, but she also knows when I’m really hurting and to take it easy on me.
this is art. this is a work. of contemporary art. being exhibited at the los angeles museum of contemporary art. the title is “long haired cheese”. this is art. i couldn’t make this shit up if i tried.
IM FUCKING FAILING STUDIO ART AND THIS IS IN A FUCKING MUSEUM
'hi friends im gay now watch this'
THIS is the most important thing i found out about her this year
crowley never bothered me anyway
u ever have that friend where ur like. yes lets get an apartment together. lets adopt 200 cats. lets DO IT
” You do not have the password…”
keep you bodice safe from ripping with our patented bodice kitten.
Looks like what we have here is a…
Hey look, a first kiss video with queer people, people of color, and a better body type representation.
Also, they aren’t actors/models! Real people!
bryan fuller creates a show. there is a white man who makes food, but this man has a secret: he kills people. he also helps solve murder cases at the request of a poc detective with a surly exterior. sometimes there are dogs.
am i talking about hannibal or pushing daisies?
the fact that you get to play as harley in the new arkham game got me feeling gospel in my heart