"I’d settle for stretching my legs!
"did you have protection?"
"I had my angel blade"
oh god. omfg
"I only read pie. he rest is just blah blah blah"
OMG I JUST REALIZED WHY THE GUY IS CALLING HIM CLARENCE
WHY CAS IS GIVING THE NAME CLARENCE
*CRIES OVER MEG!FEELS*
holy freaking angel!sam/ezekiel
i did not know i wanted that
Schimdt what are you doing
..fucking of course thats how Bobby “comes back”
Sam bb no
Two minutes in and Im already staring at my T.V. going WHAT
"Then they tested for MAS, PSP, syphilis. I was very glad for a negative on that one. I didn’t really relish the thought of feeling like a 19th century slut"
“Don’t know if you’re familiar with the story of Les Miserables, but the character Anne Hathaway plays; Fantine, dies of syphilis”
“he movie that is coming out is based on the PLAY, and in the play, she dies of syphilis.”
Rewatching season 2 of Secret Diary of a Call Girl cause I got it on DVD for super cheap and holy fuck episode 5
I forgot how much it hurts
"Save money on children by buying condoms"
(esp that background music)
"Because you asked me to stay and you said we were friends"