Rewatching season 2 of Secret Diary of a Call Girl cause I got it on DVD for super cheap and holy fuck episode 5
I forgot how much it hurts
"Save money on children by buying condoms"
(esp that background music)
"Because you asked me to stay and you said we were friends"
"This is not me. This is me reacting to your perception of me"
"I laugh in the face of danger. And then hide until it goes away"
Trying hard to not really hate Cordelia and want to punch her cause I’ve watched Angel and she’s so much better then
"Where’s that? Oh!" *presses delete button*
"So all the city plans are just open to the public?"
"Well..in a way"
"I only know that you think that you’re the slayer, and the reason that I know that-"
"Whatever. It doesn’t matter"
NO BUT WHY/HOW DOES HE KNOW
I MEAN ONE LITTLE STAKE DOES NOT GIVE THAT AWAY
YOUR BABY FACE
SUCH A BABY FACE
"You know if you need a shoulder to cry on. Or just nibble on"
"And that’s Xander"
"I kind of had a problem with the math"
"Check it out?"
"From the library - It’s where the books live"
oh gosh. best.
bless the first vamp being the girl
bless you whedon
good way to start a show