falloutboywillsaverockandroll:

reminder that you can like a band without the following:

-knowing the name of the members

-liking every album

-having them save your life

-knowing everything about them

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#friends #otp



she5los:

Being a feminist is kind of like being Bruce Banner.

“My secret is… I’m always sick of this bullshit.”

17 hours ago with 3,102 notes — via intellectual-orgasm, © she5los



corgay:

the-blog-of-anne-frank:

I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry

oh my fucking god

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christophertraegers:

the scene: my senior year of high school. i had just come back from taking my AP lit exam. i was wearing a run-of-the-mill t-shirt and nike shorts (not unlike these). they have BLOOMERS underneath them so aint no underwear of mine gettin peeped at
anyway i come in school and who do i see but our resident dress code enforcer mrs. stallworth (i swear that was the only thing her job entailed i’m thinking of filing a FOIA request to see exactly what her job description was.) 
she comes up to me and tells me my shorts are way too short and that i’ll have to change. by this point in the year she’s singled me out around six times for what i’m wearing and i’m just so so so tired of her shit 
so i go to the drama department’s costume closet and i find the nightgown that was my costume for fiddler on the roof and i wore it the entire day and made sure she saw me at least three times

christophertraegers:

the scene: my senior year of high school. i had just come back from taking my AP lit exam. i was wearing a run-of-the-mill t-shirt and nike shorts (not unlike these). they have BLOOMERS underneath them so aint no underwear of mine gettin peeped at

anyway i come in school and who do i see but our resident dress code enforcer mrs. stallworth (i swear that was the only thing her job entailed i’m thinking of filing a FOIA request to see exactly what her job description was.)

she comes up to me and tells me my shorts are way too short and that i’ll have to change. by this point in the year she’s singled me out around six times for what i’m wearing and i’m just so so so tired of her shit 

so i go to the drama department’s costume closet and i find the nightgown that was my costume for fiddler on the roof and i wore it the entire day and made sure she saw me at least three times

17 hours ago with 56 notes — via itscauseyoureafuckinelf, © christophertraegers
#good



juicyjacqulyn:

captain-america-steve:

                           OH COOL LOOK A NEW MESSAGE!
                                                WRONG!
THAT BAD BOY RIGHT THERE IS A VIRUS.
YEP, YOU HIT THAT TEMPTING LITTLE CIRCLE AND YOU HAVE A ONE WAY TRIP TO VIRUS-VILLE ON THE MY COMPUTER IS NOW CRASHED BUS!
                                        DON’T CLICK IT.
CLICK IT AND YOUR HACKED. 
CLICK IT AND YOUR COMPUTER DIES.
CLICK IT AND BASICALLY YOU’RE SCREWED.

I *just* got this 2mins after seeing this post. Thank goodness you reblogged this.

juicyjacqulyn:

captain-america-steve:

                           OH COOL LOOK A NEW MESSAGE!

                                                WRONG!

THAT BAD BOY RIGHT THERE IS A VIRUS.

YEP, YOU HIT THAT TEMPTING LITTLE CIRCLE AND YOU HAVE A ONE WAY TRIP TO VIRUS-VILLE ON THE MY COMPUTER IS NOW CRASHED BUS!

                                        DON’T CLICK IT.

CLICK IT AND YOUR HACKED. 

CLICK IT AND YOUR COMPUTER DIES.

CLICK IT AND BASICALLY YOU’RE SCREWED.

I *just* got this 2mins after seeing this post. Thank goodness you reblogged this.

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canadumb:

thinsiqnificant:

canadumb:

*ducts tapes my laptop together*

*duct tapes my life together*

isnt that what i said

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#I fed the queue



tardisex:

ryface:

kerilu:

mtnduh:

Coca-Cola’s long experimented with its vending machines, trying to make them more technologically advanced than the average soda-spitter-outer.

In the past, they’ve been known to give you a beverage only if you give them a hug, or if you dance or sing in front of them. Now, the beverage giant is attempting a much loftier goal: world peace.

Behind Coke’s Attempt to Unite Indians and Pakistanis with Vending Machines

this video is tears — like cryingidon’tcareitmustnotbecapitalismihopeit’sreal tears it’s so stunning

wah cool!

Yeah, I cried.

With all the bad news coming out of the region, why don’t things like this make it on to the news?

17 hours ago with 20,032 notes — via tardisex, © mtnduh



I wish I were kidding

I wish I were kidding

17 hours ago with 1 note
#Twitter #im not even complaining #ive just gotten used to weird sleep cycles in my life



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#I fed the queue



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#I fed the queue



how is that i just randomly wake up after 4 hours of sleep when i was exhausted

18 hours ago
#sigh



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#food #I fed the queue



badlywolf:

David Tennant ± tops + colours

requested by me, myself and my ovaries

19 hours ago with 2,103 notes — via thenecromerchantsdebt, © badlywolf
#perfect scottish bastard #I fed the queue