reminder that you can like a band without the following:
-knowing the name of the members
-liking every album
-having them save your life
-knowing everything about them
Being a feminist is kind of like being Bruce Banner.
“My secret is… I’m always sick of this bullshit.”
I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry
oh my fucking god
the scene: my senior year of high school. i had just come back from taking my AP lit exam. i was wearing a run-of-the-mill t-shirt and nike shorts (not unlike these). they have BLOOMERS underneath them so aint no underwear of mine gettin peeped at
anyway i come in school and who do i see but our resident dress code enforcer mrs. stallworth (i swear that was the only thing her job entailed i’m thinking of filing a FOIA request to see exactly what her job description was.)
she comes up to me and tells me my shorts are way too short and that i’ll have to change. by this point in the year she’s singled me out around six times for what i’m wearing and i’m just so so so tired of her shit
so i go to the drama department’s costume closet and i find the nightgown that was my costume for fiddler on the roof and i wore it the entire day and made sure she saw me at least three times
OH COOL LOOK A NEW MESSAGE!
THAT BAD BOY RIGHT THERE IS A VIRUS.
YEP, YOU HIT THAT TEMPTING LITTLE CIRCLE AND YOU HAVE A ONE WAY TRIP TO VIRUS-VILLE ON THE MY COMPUTER IS NOW CRASHED BUS!
DON’T CLICK IT.
CLICK IT AND YOUR HACKED.
CLICK IT AND YOUR COMPUTER DIES.
CLICK IT AND BASICALLY YOU’RE SCREWED.
I *just* got this 2mins after seeing this post. Thank goodness you reblogged this.
*ducts tapes my laptop together*
*duct tapes my life together*
isnt that what i said
Coca-Cola’s long experimented with its vending machines, trying to make them more technologically advanced than the average soda-spitter-outer.
this video is tears — like cryingidon’tcareitmustnotbecapitalismihopeit’sreal tears it’s so stunning
Yeah, I cried.
With all the bad news coming out of the region, why don’t things like this make it on to the news?
how is that i just randomly wake up after 4 hours of sleep when i was exhausted
David Tennant ± tops + colours
requested by me, myself and my ovaries