I want to play portal but its lagging on my laptop so fucking badly.
im so pro-selfie like there are so many bigger problems in the world than girls who think theyre pretty
one of those problems is girls who dont think theyre pretty
I love these new "type these words into your tags box and post the first tag that automatically pops up" thingies, so fun. Let’s do another one:
My names is James Lyons and I am trying to get to Dispatcher school so that I might better my family’s life. I was a Sergeant in the United States Marine Corps and after a short career in which I served in 2 Conflicts I was discharged in 1994 after having had a stroke. I had made tentative pla…
My stepdad is trying to get into airline dispatcher school, but he needs some help paying for it. To reward you for being awesome, anyone who makes a donation of at least $20 will get a painting from me in return. Just send a screenshot of your donation to firstname.lastname@example.org and we’ll get everything worked out. Thank you guys so much.
"We’re not saying you can change them,
'cause people don't really change.”
…and then there’s Phillip.
This part always gets me. The fact that separating the twins by death was so unthinkable that they appeared as one unit, that even Mrs. Weasley’s worst nightmare didn’t include the twins separate. The fact that Percy had disowned his family and hurt his parents emotionally, but Mrs. Weasley still loved him fiercely. The fact that her love knows no bounds and when she saw her family dead, Harry was without a doubt, a part of it.
BECAUSE YOU KNOW HE’S FUCKING RELIVING GOING INTO THE HOUSE AND GODRIC’S HOLLOW AND SEEING JAMES DEAD ON THE FLOOR AND EVERYTHING JUST STOPS BECAUSE HE HAD SPENT 12 YEARS IN A CELL SEEING THAT IMAGE OVER AND OVER AND HE WAS SO GRATEFUL THAT HE’D NEVER HAVE TO SEE THAT IMAGE REAL EVER AGAIN AND THEN THIS HAPPENS AND I’M TOO EMOTIONAL TO CONTINUE I’M SORRY
i hate everyone
which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing
yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them
in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever
That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.
Well that backfired spectacularly.
This is in every way perfect irony. It’s beautiful.
seriously if you think being a “good guy” repels women, I can say with confidence and experience that you are doing it wrong
Men’s Rights Activists.
OH MY GOD THIS IS A PERFECT REPRESENTATION
32, 613 people understand this. Please explain
nobody say a word
we know who to trust now
The Nine Gates of death.
-from Sabriel by Garth Nix
(c) Laura Tolton
this is the dopest shit I’ve seen in a while
My brother’s cat, Otis. He sat like this for 15 minutes, totally transfixed. Every time they would roar, he meowed back
dream big, Otis