1 day ago with 3,282 notes — via marcosisasoufflemaker, © emmisnotshortforemma
#about me



I want to play portal but its lagging on my laptop so fucking badly.

*deep sigh*

1 day ago with 1 note
#personal #i need a desktop for games #but i have no room for a desktop #or money #but like #its a thing i need and want #also i bought portal 2 yesterday #for 5 fucking dollars #hell yes #so good #so excited to play



hellabloggin:

im so pro-selfie like there are so many bigger problems in the world than girls who think theyre pretty

one of those problems is girls who dont think theyre pretty

1 day ago with 34,109 notes — via pavigetslaid, © hellabloggin



I love these new "type these words into your tags box and post the first tag that automatically pops up" thingies, so fun. Let’s do another one:

  • can’t
  • don’t
  • first
  • help
  • please
  • one
  • my
  • will
  • stop
  • get
  • honestly
  • I’m
1 day ago with 25,311 notes — via hufflepuffrave, © orangeyouellis
#I cant even bold and really state how important this all is. #dont judge #Luke did ask first #Please Please Please #OneRepublic #my creys #William Shakespeare #stopitsgingertime #and i have work again on saturday which means getting paid more #I hope to God that it is the same man I'm in love with



pavigetslaid:

My stepdad is trying to get into airline dispatcher school, but he needs some help paying for it. To reward you for being awesome, anyone who makes a donation of at least $20 will get a painting from me in return. Just send a screenshot of your donation to kody@shiningstar.biz and we’ll get everything worked out. Thank you guys so much.

1 day ago with 2 notes — via pavigetslaid



kristoffbjorgman:

"We’re not saying you can change them,
'cause people don't really change.”

…and then there’s Phillip.

imageimage

1 day ago with 173,755 notes — via were-allmadhere, © kristoffbjorgman
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housewifeswag:

gpoy.

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harrypotterconfessions:

lileyvans:

trusthim:

This part always gets me. The fact that separating the twins by death was so unthinkable that they appeared as one unit, that even Mrs. Weasley’s worst nightmare didn’t include the twins separate. The fact that Percy had disowned his family and hurt his parents emotionally, but Mrs. Weasley still loved him fiercely. The fact that her love knows no bounds and when she saw her family dead, Harry was without a doubt, a part of it.

#this whole fucking part sucks#and how Sirius just stares at the spot on the floor where Harry’s body was for several minutes#and I fucking hate this series
BECAUSE YOU KNOW HE’S FUCKING RELIVING GOING INTO THE HOUSE AND GODRIC’S HOLLOW AND SEEING JAMES DEAD ON THE FLOOR AND EVERYTHING JUST STOPS BECAUSE HE HAD SPENT 12 YEARS IN A CELL SEEING THAT IMAGE OVER AND OVER AND HE WAS SO GRATEFUL THAT HE’D NEVER HAVE TO SEE THAT IMAGE REAL EVER AGAIN AND THEN THIS HAPPENS AND I’M TOO EMOTIONAL TO CONTINUE I’M SORRY

i hate everyone

harrypotterconfessions:

lileyvans:

trusthim:

This part always gets me. The fact that separating the twins by death was so unthinkable that they appeared as one unit, that even Mrs. Weasley’s worst nightmare didn’t include the twins separate. The fact that Percy had disowned his family and hurt his parents emotionally, but Mrs. Weasley still loved him fiercely. The fact that her love knows no bounds and when she saw her family dead, Harry was without a doubt, a part of it.

BECAUSE YOU KNOW HE’S FUCKING RELIVING GOING INTO THE HOUSE AND GODRIC’S HOLLOW AND SEEING JAMES DEAD ON THE FLOOR AND EVERYTHING JUST STOPS BECAUSE HE HAD SPENT 12 YEARS IN A CELL SEEING THAT IMAGE OVER AND OVER AND HE WAS SO GRATEFUL THAT HE’D NEVER HAVE TO SEE THAT IMAGE REAL EVER AGAIN AND THEN THIS HAPPENS AND I’M TOO EMOTIONAL TO CONTINUE I’M SORRY

i hate everyone

1 day ago with 66,597 notes — via abridgetothestars, © torqueor
#New New Queue!



the1janitor:

sabbatine:

diseonfire:

thepfa:

nohetero:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them
in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

Well that backfired spectacularly.

This is in every way perfect irony. It’s beautiful.

seriously if you think being a “good guy” repels women, I can say with confidence and experience that you are doing it wrong

the1janitor:

sabbatine:

diseonfire:

thepfa:

nohetero:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them

in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

Well that backfired spectacularly.

This is in every way perfect irony. It’s beautiful.

seriously if you think being a “good guy” repels women, I can say with confidence and experience that you are doing it wrong

1 day ago with 169,460 notes — via iamveryattachedtomythumb, © scottthepilgrim
#New New Queue!



restlesslyaspiring:

pearlsandink:

Men’s Rights Activists.

OH MY GOD THIS IS A PERFECT REPRESENTATION

1 day ago with 403,070 notes — via bovveredforsooth, © unbreakablesoul
#New New Queue!



carryonmy-assbutt:

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

oeve-at-221b:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

albus—tumbledore:

32, 613 people understand this. Please explain


What?

nobody say a word

we know who to trust now

carryonmy-assbutt:

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

oeve-at-221b:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

albus—tumbledore:

32, 613 people understand this. Please explain

What?

nobody say a word

we know who to trust now

1 day ago with 112,532 notes — via captaiinrogers, © maastrictian



parralex0889:

chartermagic:

The Nine Gates of death.

-from Sabriel by Garth Nix

(c) Laura Tolton 

this is the dopest shit I’ve seen in a while

1 day ago with 15,607 notes — via iamveryattachedtomythumb, © chartermagic
#New New Queue!



ghostkitten69:

awwww-cute:

My brother’s cat, Otis. He sat like this for 15 minutes, totally transfixed. Every time they would roar, he meowed back

dream big, Otis

ghostkitten69:

awwww-cute:

My brother’s cat, Otis. He sat like this for 15 minutes, totally transfixed. Every time they would roar, he meowed back

dream big, Otis

1 day ago with 89,183 notes — via intellectual-orgasm, © awwww-cute
#New New Queue!