I think of this now when ever my mind starts talking shit about myself
are lesbian mermaids called h2omosexuals
YOU. MOTHER. FUCKER.
the entire history of our universe came together in such a way that allowed this pun to happen
Rogue (X-Men comics version) from X-Men
IM FUCKIN PISSING
I CANT FUCKING HANDLE THIS BUT OMG I’M SO GLAD THAT I CLICKED THAT BUTTON. FUCKING CLICK IT
George Takei at Rohwer Camp in Arkansas, where he and his family were imprisoned during World War II. More info.
Sirius totally knowing Remus’ middle name is John but whenever he breaks out the full name he’ll throw in ridiculous middle names like
"Of COURSE he got a perfect score on the Charms exam, HE’S REMUS THADDEUS LUPIN"
"REMUS MICHELANGELO LUPIN, I AM SURPRISED AT YOU"
“Fuck, Remus Elizabeth Lupin—”
once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory
You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone
go big or go home
Or, “How You Know You Are In An Abusive Relationship 101”
My mom absolutely refused to let me see this movie and once I actually saw it, i saw why
mother gothel is a piece of literal shit and i was so fucking glad when she died at the end of Tangled
Never fucking trust or speak to anyone who idolizes Gothel, -ever-.
Symmetrical faces are said to be a benchmark for true beauty (this especially rings true in the fashion industry), but this startling project shows they actually might not be what everyone wants.
The flight attendant just announced “If you don’t like any of my jokes, there are six exits” and told us where the emergency exits are it was actually the best
"for those of you who are traveling with children… WHY"
"if you’re changing to a flight with a different airline, we don’t care."
he said “okay now get out” once we landed i’m pissing myself
i did the thing jess
These two are the cutest I’ve ever seen! they just go together, seen them both at least once on my dashboard and I had to put them together. This is adorable.