edwardspoonhands:

xcarolynnn:

cloudydayrealestate:

the satisfaction

One time in like 5th grade I had this teacher and she gave us all bottles of shit like this and told us to squeeze it all out and of course we were like fuck yeah and did it and then she said, “Now, try and shove it all back in the container.” Of course we all tried, and then stared at her confused as shit. When we all obviously gave up, she said, “In the moment, you were so consumed with what you were doing that you didn’t realize the mess you were making. Then, after it was so quickly and easily poured out, you realize it is impossible to put it all back in. Remember this for the rest of your lives when it comes to the words that come out of your mouth” and we were like 10 so we were like yeah ok whatever lady, but somehow to this day I think of it constantly. 

I don’t get it…when you talk does a stream a toothpaste fly out of your mouth? If so…are you an X-Man?

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I am Groot.

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jbbbarnes:

Fangirl Challenge [3/7 funny scenes]

Castiel, the molotov, and assbutt.

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theauthor11:

:D

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221cbakerstreet:

qwanderer:

thisisevenharderthannamingablog:

girl-farts:

kingcheddarxvii:

notviolet:

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

SHUT THE HELL U P

this man has gone too far

damn

Where does Marvel FIND these people?

Imagine - Chris Pratt and Jeremy Renner show up to your door the night of prom and your parents are like WHY DO YOU HAVE TWO DATES AND WHY ARE THEY SO BIG AND BEEFY AND INTIMIDATING but Chris is just like “Nah I’m hair” and Jeremy raises his hand and says “And I’m makeup”

surprisingly well done

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st0rmur:

Why was this show ever cancelled. It was gold.

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n-a-blue-box:

pierced-fattie:

'fat is unhealthy' well k then show me your 'healthy' skinny ass doing it then

i fucking love this.
also great anatomy reference pic!

n-a-blue-box:

pierced-fattie:

'fat is unhealthy' well k then show me your 'healthy' skinny ass doing it then

i fucking love this.

also great anatomy reference pic!

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Well, that was a short mystery.

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buffytags:

"Go ahead! Prepare me."

#LET ME TELL YOU  #OH MY GOD  #JOSS WGEDON DOESN’T FUCK AROUND  #HE MIGHT NOT EVENHAVE REALZED THAT THIS SHOW WOULD GO THIS FAR  #BUT WHEN IT DID HE FUCKIN NAILED CONTINUTIY LIKE A NAILGUN TO YOUR FOREMAN’S HEAD AT A CONSTUCTION SITE (via waterseal809)

#see also:  #you’re waging a war: she’s fighting one  #life as a girl is a life in the trenches (via harrietvane)

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cross-connect:

NeSpoon is a street artist from Warsaw, Poland. Her artistic focus is on the intricate patterns of lace, and breaking its granny stereotype by using it to beautify gritty urban spaces. NeSpoon calls her artistic approach the “jewellery of the public space”:

Jewellery makes people look pretty, my public jewellery has the same goal, make public places look better.

NeSpoon often uses the usual spray paint and stencils of enlarged lace patterns to produce her works on the street via

artist find at Lustik

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meowgon:

kinginthewest:

it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis

image

like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat

they’re not for you… they’re for ME

image

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everyonedies:

dictatorboy:

My saint bernard lets the outside cats sleep with him

ARE YOU SERIOUS

everyonedies:

dictatorboy:

My saint bernard lets the outside cats sleep with him

ARE YOU SERIOUS

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